190 Apple Puns So Good, They’re Un-be-leaf-able

Apple puns are a-peel-ing for a reason! They’re the perfect blend of fruity fun and witty wordplay. Get ready to laugh your core off with this massive collection of around 190 apple puns.

Short & Sweet Apple Puns (One-liners):

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it’s poisoned.
2. I’m absolutely apple-solutely in love with apple puns!
3. How do you like them apples?
4. Don’t go bacon my heart, I couldn’t if I fried. (Apple pie pun)
5. I found an apple that identifies as a pear. It’s trans-fruit.
6. Apple puns are my core competency.
7. I’m feeling apple-tastic today!
8. Let’s have an apple-icious day!
9. You’re the apple of my pie.
10. I love apple puns. They’re the zest!
11. What do you call an apple that’s a musician? A rock and roll apple.
12. I’m an apple expert. I have a lot of core knowledge.
13. I’m not sure what’s more a-peel-ing, you or an apple pie.
14. I’m going to make some apple cider. It’s my de-cider to make.
15. Apple puns are the best. They’re so fruitful.
16. What do you call an apple that’s a detective? Inspector Red Delicious.
17. I’m starting an apple orchard. I’m hoping to make some dough.
18. I tried to make an apple pie, but it went pear-shaped.
19. I’m addicted to apple juice. I can’t get enough of the good stuff.
20. What did the apple say to the worm? Nothing, it was full of core.
21. I’m not a fan of green apples. They’re too tart.
22. Apples are great. They’re my main squeeze.
23. I’m going to make some apple crumble. It’s my favorite dessert.
24. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Apple related because of the saying like a “hot potato”)
25. I’m on an apple diet. I’ve lost my a-petite.
26. Apple puns are so good, they’re un-be-leaf-able!
27. I’m an apple farmer. It’s my calling.
28. What do you call an apple that’s always telling jokes? A pun-jabi apple.
29. I’m going to make some apple sauce. It’s my specialty.
30. Apples are my favorite fruit. They’re the pick of the bunch.
31. What do you call an apple that’s always sad? A blue-berry.
32. I’m an apple enthusiast. I love everything about them.
33. Apple puns are great. They’re the cream of the crop.
34. What do you call an apple that’s always in a hurry? A rush-ing apple.
35. I’m going to make some apple fritters. They’re my weakness.
36. Apples are so versatile. They can be used in so many ways.
37. What do you call an apple that’s always sleeping? A nap-ple.
38. I’m an apple connoisseur. I know my apples.
39. Apple puns are the best. They’re so ap-peel-ing.
40. What do you call an apple that’s a magician? An apple-cadabra.
41. I’m going to make some apple pie. It’s my signature dish.
42. Apples are so healthy. They’re full of vitamins.
43. What do you call an apple that’s a superhero? Super-apple.
44. I’m an apple grower. It’s my passion.
45. Apple puns are so funny. They’re the apple of my eye.
46. What do you call an apple that’s a pirate? Captain Apple-arrr.
47. I’m going to make some apple juice. It’s so refreshing.
48. Apples are so delicious. They’re a treat.
49. What do you call an apple that’s a dancer? An apple-erina.
50. I’m an apple lover. I can’t get enough of them.

Longer & More Elaborate Apple Puns:

51. I went to an apple orchard and asked the farmer for his best apples. He said, “These are the cream of the crop.” I replied, “But they’re all red!” He said, “Exactly!”
52. My friend told me I had an apple obsession. I told him he was wrong, but then I realized I was holding an apple while we were talking.
53. I tried to make an apple pie, but it was a disaster. It turns out I used the wrong kind of flour. It was a real baking mistake.
54. I went to a fancy restaurant and ordered the apple tart. It was so good, it was worth every penny. It was truly apple-solutely divine.
55. I’m writing a book about apples. It’s going to be a real page-turner. I’m sure it will be a best-seller.
56. My doctor told me to eat more apples. He said they’re good for my health. I told him I’d be happy to, as long as they’re not wormy.
57. I saw a sign at the apple orchard that said, “Pick your own apples.” I thought, “Great, I can finally choose the perfect apples!” But then I realized they meant I had to pick them myself.
58. I went to an apple tasting. It was a real eye-opener. I learned there’s more to apples than just red and green.
59. My wife told me to go to the store and get some apples. I asked her what kind, and she said, “Just the kind that grow on trees.” I thought, “Well, duh!”
60. I tried to make caramel apples, but they ended up being a sticky situation.

Apple Puns Related to Apple Picking/Harvest:

61. Apple picking season is here! It’s time to get your hands on some delicious apples.
62. I’m going apple picking with my family this weekend. It’s going to be a fun-filled day.
63. The apple harvest is in full swing. The orchards are overflowing with ripe apples.
64. I went apple picking and it was tree-mendous.

65. I love the smell of fresh apples in the fall. It’s the best time of year.
66. We went apple picking and got a bushel of laughs.
67. The apple orchard was so beautiful. It was like a scene from a painting.
68. I’m so excited for apple pie season. It’s my favorite dessert.
69. We’re having an apple picking party. Everyone’s invited!
70. I can’t wait to make some apple cider. It’s the perfect fall drink.
71. The apples are so ripe and juicy. They’re perfect for eating.
72. I’m going to make some apple butter. It’s so delicious on toast.
73. The apple trees are so full of apples. It’s going to be a great harvest.
74. I love the sound of the apples falling from the trees. It’s the sound of autumn.
75. Apple picking is a great way to spend a fall day. It’s a fun activity for the whole family.
76. I’m so glad I went apple picking. I got some amazing apples.
77. I’m going to make some apple crisp. It’s the perfect comfort food.
78. The apple orchard is my happy place. I love being surrounded by apple trees.
79. I’m already looking forward to next apple picking season. It’s my favorite time of year.
80. We picked so many apples, we’re going to have to have an apple-a-thon and make all sorts of apple treats!

Apple Puns About Apple Products (Apple-Specific):

81. I love my iPhone. It’s the apple of my eye.
82. My iPad is so versatile. I use it for everything.
83. I’m thinking of getting a new Apple Watch. It would be a great addition to my Apple collection.
84. Apple products are so innovative. They’re always coming up with new things.
85. I’m a big fan of Apple. Their products are so well-designed.
86. My iPhone battery is always dying. It’s a real core problem.
87. I dropped my iPad and cracked the screen. It was a real apple-pocalypse.
88. I’m always losing my AirPods. They’re so small and easy to misplace.
89. I love the Apple ecosystem. All my devices work together seamlessly.
90. Apple products are so expensive. They cost an arm and a leg. (But they’re worth it!)
91. I’m trying to write a song about my iPad. I’m calling it “Appley Ever After.”
92. My Apple Watch told me I needed to stand up. I guess it was time for some core exercises.
93. My iPhone is so smart, it can practically predict the future. It’s like having a crystal apple.
94. I’m addicted to my Apple Music. I can’t imagine life without it.
95. My MacBook is my best friend. It’s always there for me.
96. I’m thinking of switching to Android. I’m not sure if I can handle the change. It’s a big decision.
97. I love the way Apple products look. They’re so sleek and stylish.
98. I’m always impressed by Apple’s marketing. They’re masters of hype.
99. I’m a loyal Apple customer. I’ll never switch to another brand.
100. Apple products are so user-friendly. They’re easy to use, even for beginners.

Apple Puns about Apple Pie/Cider/Other Apple Treats:

101. I love apple pie. It’s my favorite dessert. It’s apple-solutely delicious.
102. Apple cider is the perfect fall drink. It’s so warm and comforting.
103. Caramel apples are a classic fall treat. They’re so sweet and sticky.
104. Apple crisp is a delicious and easy dessert to make. It’s perfect for a crowd.
105. Apple fritters are a sweet and satisfying snack. They’re great for breakfast or dessert.
106. Apple sauce is a healthy and versatile condiment. It’s great on toast or with pork.
107. Apple butter is a rich and flavorful spread. It’s perfect for toast or crackers.
108. Apple cake is a moist and delicious dessert. It’s perfect for a special occasion.
109. Apple dumplings are a comforting and satisfying dessert. They’re perfect for a cold night.
110. Apple crumble is a crunchy and delicious dessert. It’s perfect for a potluck.
111. I’m going to make an apple pie. It’s going to be the best pie ever.
112. Apple cider donuts are a fall staple. They’re so fluffy and delicious.
113. I love the smell of apple pie baking in the oven. It’s the smell of home.
114. Apple pie is a slice of heaven. It’s so good, it’s sinful.
115. I could eat apple pie every day. It’s my guilty pleasure.
116. Apple cider is a hug in a mug. It’s so warm and comforting.
117. Caramel apples are a sticky situation. But they’re so worth it.
118. Apple crisp is a crowd-pleaser. Everyone loves it.
119. Apple fritters are a sweet treat. They’re perfect for a special occasion.
120. Apple sauce is a healthy snack. It’s great for kids and adults.
121. I’m going to make some apple turnovers. They’re going to be delicious.
122. Apple strudel is a classic dessert. It’s so flaky and flavorful.
123. I love the taste of apples and cinnamon together. It’s the perfect combination.
124. Apple desserts are the best. They’re so comforting and delicious.
125. I’m going to make some candied apples. They’re going to be so pretty.

“Corny” Apple Puns (Dad Jokes):

126. What do you call a group of musical apples? An apple-ella group!
127. Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling so peachy.
128. What do you call an apple that’s always cold? A chilly apple.
129. Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider.
130. What’s an apple’s favorite subject in school? Applegra.
131. What kind of car does an apple drive? An Apple-mobile.
132. What do you call an apple that’s been knighted? Sir Isaac Newton.
133. Why did the apple fall out of the tree? It was ripe for the picking.
134. What do you call an apple that’s a ghost? A booo-nana. (Close enough!)
135. What’s an apple’s favorite song? “Apple Days Are Here Again.”
136. What do you call an apple that is very sorry? An apolo-gala.
137. What do you call an apple that’s a fast runner? A speedy Delicious.
138. What do you call an apple that’s a comedian? A pun-jabi apple.
139. What do you call a fake apple? A counterfeit fruit.
140. What do you call an apple that’s been to space? A cosmon-apple.
141. Why did the apple get a bad grade? Because it was rotten to the core.
142. What did the apple say to the worm? “You’re looking wormy today!”
143. What’s an apple’s favorite dance? The apple-jive.
144. Why did the apple go to the police? It was mugged.
145. What do you call an apple that’s a king? A royal gala.
146. Why did the apple blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
147. What do you call an apple that’s a superhero? Captain Ameri-can.
148. What do you call an apple that’s a vampire? A fanged delicious.
149. What do you call an apple that’s a cowboy? A wrang-apple.
150. What do you call an apple that’s always telling stories? A yarn-apple.

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* What do you call an avocado that’s best friends with an apple? A fruitful friendship.

151. What do you call an apple that’s a world traveler? A global gala.
152. Why did the apple go to therapy? It had core issues.
153. What’s an apple’s favorite type of music? Orchard-stral.
154. What do you call an apple that’s always positive? An apple-timist.
155. Why did the apple get a ticket? It was speeding down the orchard.
156. What do you call an apple that’s a secret agent? An apple-007.
157. What’s an apple’s favorite game? Hide and seed.
158. Why did the apple go on a diet? It wanted to be a slim delicious.
159. What do you call an apple that’s a scientist? Sir Isaac New-apple.
160. What’s an apple’s favorite TV show? The Apple-rentice.
161. Why did the apple go to the library? It wanted to check out some books on trees.
162. What do you call an apple that’s a fashion designer? An apple-couturier.
163. What’s an apple’s favorite holiday? Apple-ween.
164. Why did the apple go to the gym? It wanted to get its core in shape.
165. What do you call an apple that’s a detective? Sherlock Holmes-apple.
166. What’s an apple’s favorite movie? “The Lord of the Rings” (especially the Pippin scene).
167. Why did the apple go to the bank? It wanted to deposit its savings.
168. What do you call an apple that’s a doctor? An apple-ician.
169. What’s an apple’s favorite subject in art class? Still life with fruit.
170. Why did the apple go to the comedy club? It wanted to tell some corny jokes.
171. What do you call an apple that’s a race car driver? An apple-racer.
172. What’s an apple’s favorite board game? Apple-opoly.
173. Why did the apple go to the beach? It wanted to get a tan.
174. What do you call an apple that’s a chef? A cordon bleu-apple.
175. What’s an apple’s favorite type of weather? Apple-pril showers.
176. Why did the apple go to the post office? It wanted to mail a letter to its core-respondent.
177. What do you call an apple that’s very shy? A timid apple.
178. What’s an apple’s favorite type of shoe? Apple-pumps.
179. Why did the apple go to the music store? It wanted to buy a new apple-lute.
180. What do you call an apple that’s been to college? A graduated gala.
181. Why did the apple get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field.
182. What do you call an apple that’s a philosopher? A thinking delicious.
183. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of exercise? Core workouts.
184. Why did the apple go to the hardware store? It needed a new peeler.
185. What do you call an apple that’s a teacher? Professor Apple.
186. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of hat? An apple-top hat.
187. Why did the apple go to the pet store? It wanted to buy a worm for a pet.
188. What do you call an apple that’s very generous? A giving gala.
189. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of jewelry? An apple-pendant.
190. Why did the apple go to the dance? It wanted to do the apple-strut.
191. Apple puns are sweet, but for bananas laughs, peel over to our banana puns collection

Well, that’s a bushel of apple puns! We hope you enjoyed this collection of apple-solutely hilarious jokes. From short one-liners to longer, more elaborate puns, we’ve covered everything from apple picking and apple pie to Apple products and everything in between.

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