210 Fruit Puns, Fruit Fanatics Will Absolutely Love

Welcome to the pun-derful world of fruits! Are you ready to have your funny bone tickled until it’s pear-shaped with laughter?

If so, you’ve come to the grape place! We’ve cultivated the ultimate compendium of fruit puns, a veritable orchard of wordplay guaranteed to make you peel with delight.

Whether you’re an experienced pun-dit or just looking for a daily dose of vitamin-humor, prepare to be fruity-fied with our apple-solutely hilarious collection.

From bananas to berries, we’ve got puns for every palate – so get ready to dig in and enjoy the fruits of our labor! Just be warned, these fruit puns are so good, they’re ripe for the picking… and possibly a few groans too. 😉 You’ve been warned! Now, let’s get fruitful!

Short & Sweet Fruit Puns (Bite-Sized Humor)

1. Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice!
2. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
3. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill!
4. What’s a grape’s favorite song? “Grape Expectations!”
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
6. What do you call blueberries playing instruments? A jam session!
7. Why are oranges so smart? Because they are packed with vitamin C!
8. What do you say to a lemon that isn’t funny? “Lime disappointed.”
9. What’s a watermelon’s favorite sport? Water polo.
10. What do you call a fast fruit? A velocity! (Velociraptor pun, with “velocity” sounding fruity)
11. Why did the apple get bad grades? Because it was rotten to the core!
12. What’s a grape when it takes off its superhero suit? Incognito.
13. What do you call a fashionable banana? A-peel-ing!
14. What’s an avocado’s favorite holiday? Guac-amole Day!
15. Why was the strawberry crying? Because her parents were in a jam.
16. What kind of car does a lemon drive? A lemon-sine!
17. What did the orange say to the banana? “Orange you glad to see me?”
18. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. (Miner sounds like minor fruit detail)
19. What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers!
20. What’s a plum’s favorite subject in school? History – it’s always ancient!
21. Why are grapes so good at hide and seek? Because they always cluster together!
22. What’s a melon’s favorite type of music? Melon-choly blues.
23. What’s a lemon’s least favorite month? Lime-gust (Like August).
24. What do you call a spoiled avocado? Avocadon’t.
25. Why did the orange blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of joke? Pun-ishment!
27. What do you call a group of musical fruit? A fruit band!
28. Why was the grape feeling down? He was having a raisin d’être crisis!
29. What did the apple say to the worm? “Stop bugging me!”
30. What do you get when you cross a grape and a porcupine? A prickly pear!
31. What kind of fruit is never lonely? A date!
32. What’s a mango’s favorite dance? The Man-go-go!
33. Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always have their rindings. (Rind as in direction find-ings).
34. What do you call a banana that works at a bank? A loan ranger!
35. What’s a strawberry’s favorite kind of weather? Berry sunny!
36. What do you call a grape that’s good at karate? A grape belt!
37. Why are lemons so sour? Because they never get any sweet dreams.
38. What’s a pineapple’s favorite subject? Pina-cology!
39. What do you call a lazy watermelon? Water-melon-choly.
40. What did the peach say to the cream? “I can’t be-peach you enough!”

Mischievous Fruit Puns (A Bit More to Chew On)

41. I tried to make a fruit pun about dates, but it was fruitless.
42. My friend told me to stop making fruit puns. I told him, “I can’t help it, it’s in my nature!”
43. Did you hear about the fruit that joined the circus? It became a great trapeze artist – especially the bananas!
44. Why did the fruit salad break up with the vegetable salad? They said, “It’s not you, it’s just that we’re fruit and you’re… well, you’re just not.”
45. I’m writing a book about fruit puns. It’s going to be a real fruitful endeavor.
46. Someone told me fruit puns are corny. I said, “Maybe, but they’re also a-peel-ing!”
47. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (And fruit are made of atoms, kinda… stretches it, but pun!)
48. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. (Plus sounds like plums… a stretch, I admit, for extra puns!)
49. My therapist told me I have an unhealthy obsession with fruit puns. I told him, “Well, doc, at least it’s fruitful.”
50. Why was the orange so popular at school? Because it was well-rounded and everyone found it a-peel-ing.
51. I saw a fruit fly at the library. It was checking out books on… fruit literature!
52. Two apples were arguing. One said to the other, “You’re rotten to the core!” The other replied, “Well, apple-solutely!”
53. Why did the banana fail its driving test? Because it kept peeling out at the corners.
54. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna fish! (Tuna – like fruit of the prickly pear cactus, kinda…)
55. I tried to make a fruit smoothie with puns… it was a bit pulp-fiction.
56. What do you call a grumpy pineapple? Pine-apple-ptic!
57. Why are grapes always invited to parties? Because they bring their own cluster!
58. If a fruit could be a detective, which one would it be? Sherlock Homies (Homies sounds like… Homey fruit?)
59. Why did the lemon get fired from its job? Because it had a sour attitude and was always squeezing by.
60. Did you hear about the orange who became a comedian? He was known for his zesty jokes!
61. I told my wife I was thinking of writing fruit puns. She said, “That sounds fruitless.” I told her, “No, it’ll be fruitful and fun!”
62. Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider!
63. What do you call a banana that’s always bragging? A bragg-anana!
64. Why are grapes so bad at telling secrets? Because they always spill the beans… or rather, spill the grapes!
65. I went to a fruit stand run by comedians. The jokes were… fruit-standing!
66. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of story? A berry tale!
67. Why are pineapples always so well-dressed? Because they know how to wear it well!
68. What do you call a group of singing avocados? A guac-apella group!
69. Why was the orange feeling stressed? It was under too much pressure to be peel-fect.
70. Did you hear about the fruit that went to space? It became a star-fruit!

Longer & Laughter-Inducing Fruit Puns (For a Real Chuckle)

71. A fruit went to see a therapist. “Doctor,” it said, “I feel so… hollow inside.” The therapist nodded, “Ah, I see. You’re feeling… fruit-less?” The fruit sighed, “Exactly! And it’s making me feel so rotten to the core!”
72. Two oranges were walking down the street. One said to the other, “Hey, wanna race?” The second orange replied, “Nah, I’m all out of juice right now.” The first orange chuckled, “Well, orange you going to give it a try anyway?”
73. A guy walks into a fruit shop and asks, “Do you have any plums?” The shopkeeper replies, “Sorry, we’re all out of plums.” The next day, the guy comes back and asks again, “Do you have any plums?” Again, the shopkeeper says, “No, we’re still out of plums, and we don’t expect to get any.” The third day, the guy walks in and asks, “Got any plums today?” The shopkeeper, exasperated, shouts, “NO! I told you, we don’t have plums, and we’re NEVER getting plums! If you ask me about plums one more time, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!” The guy nods and leaves. The next day, he walks into the shop, looks at the shopkeeper, and asks… “Got any nails?”
74. Why are fruit puns so good for you? Because they provide a daily dose of Vitamin P! And Vitamin P, as you know, is essential for a healthy sense of humor and preventing melon-choly.
75. I was thinking of starting a fruit pun band. We’d specialize in… fruit-and-roll music! Our first hit single? “Berry Good Times.” Our second? “Peach Out!” We’re still working on our grape-est hits, though.
76. A group of fruits were having a meeting. The banana was trying to keep order, saying, “Alright, alright, let’s peel back the layers and get to the core of the issue!” The orange chimed in, “Yeah, we need to squeeze out all the details!” The grapes just clustered together, whispering secrets. It was a truly… fruitful discussion.
77. Why did the apple get in trouble at school? Well, it all started in apple-gebra class. It kept giving rotten answers and disrupting the other fruit-dents. The teacher finally had to say, “That’s it! You’re going to the princi-pal’s office! You’re apple-solutely out of control!”
78. So, I went to a fruit-themed comedy show last night. The opening act was a lemon. He was okay, a little sour. Then came a banana – he was a-peel-ing, very energetic. But the headliner? An orange. He was zesty, bright, and totally squeezed every last drop of laughter out of the audience! It was a fruitful night of comedy.
79. Why did the strawberry cross the finish line first in the race? Because it was berry determined! The blueberry came in second, feeling a little… blue. And the raspberry was just happy to raspberry along at its own pace.
80. I overheard a conversation between two avocados. One said, “You know, I’ve been feeling a little… guac-ward lately.” The other replied, “Tell me about it! Life can be tough when you’re always on the edge of ripeness.” They both sighed, “It’s just the pit of despair, isn’t it?”

Variety Pack Fruit Puns

81. What do you call a watermelon that’s a sore loser? Sour-melon.
82. What’s a fruit’s favorite game? Fruit Ninja!
83. Why did the cherry get detention? For cherry-bombing the school!
84. What’s a coconut’s favorite TV show? Coco-Nuts About You.
85. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
86. What do you call a fake fruit? A faux-fruit.
87. What’s a papaya’s favorite dance? The Pa-pa-ya-ya!
88. Why are pineapples so prickly? To protect their sweet inner core.
89. What kind of fruit is always sad? Blue-berries (and blueberries, literally).
90. What’s a kiwi’s favorite type of car? A Kiwi-rolet.
91. What do you call a grape that’s always complaining? A whine-grape.
92. What’s a pear’s life motto? “Always pair well with others.”
93. What kind of fruit is a comedian’s best friend? A pun-eapple!
94. What do you call a fruit that’s always telling stories? A story-berry.
95. Why did the apple become a musician? Because it had a great core-dination.
96. What’s a lemon’s favorite exercise? Citrus-ups!
97. What do you call a scared banana? A yellow-belly!
98. What’s a fruit’s favorite social media platform? Insta-grape-m!
99. Why did the melon get invited to all the parties? Because it was a watermelon! (Well-term-elon).
100. What do you call a banana that’s a secret agent? Agent 00-Peel!
101. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of clothing? Fruit-loops! (Okay, stretching it again, but cereal loops kinda look fruity…)
102. Why did the grape go to school? To become a little raisin!
103. What do you call a group of happy fruits? A fruitful bunch!
104. What’s a pineapple’s favorite hairstyle? Spiked and proud!
105. Why are oranges so optimistic? Because they always see the bright side of things!
106. What do you call a dancing strawberry? A berry mover!
107. What’s a lemon’s favorite type of art? Abstract-citrus-m.
108. Why was the grape feeling confident? Because it knew it was grape!
109. What do you call a banana that’s a good listener? A-peel-ing to talk to!
110. What’s a melon’s favorite type of joke? Corny jokes – especially about melons!
111. Why did the apple become a detective? To get to the core of the mystery!
112. What do you call a lazy orange? Citrus-ly unproductive!
113. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to travel? By fruit-plane!
114. Why are strawberries so romantic? Because they’re full of berry sweet nothings.
115. What do you call a banana that’s always complaining? A whine-ana.
116. What’s a melon’s favorite type of book? Melon-dramas!
117. Why did the orange go to therapy? To work through its peelings.
118. What do you call a grape that’s always getting into trouble? A bad grape!
119. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie? Action-fruit flicks!
120. Why did the apple start a business? To apple-y its skills!

MORE Fruit Puns! (Just in case we need ’em, variety galore!)

121. What’s a plum’s favorite type of weather? Plum-my skies.
122. What do you call a fruit that’s always bragging? A fruit-ful of themselves.
123. What’s a coconut’s dream job? Coco-nutritionist!
124. Why did the orange start painting? Because it wanted to express its true colors.
125. What do you call a grape that’s always telling jokes? A pun-grape!
126. What’s a melon’s favorite type of dance? The Melon-arena!
127. Why are strawberries so good at math? Because they’re berry good at counting!
128. What do you call a banana that’s always getting into arguments? Confront-anana.
129. What’s a fruit’s favorite subject in school? Fruit-ure studies!
130. Why did the apple become a lawyer? To apple-y justice!
131. What do you call a grape that’s always gossiping? A grape-vine!
132. What’s a melon’s favorite type of clothing? Watermelon-wear!
133. Why did the orange go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a-peel-ing!
134. What do you call a grape that’s always giving advice? A wise-grape.
135. What’s a fruit’s favorite holiday? Fruit-erday!
136. Why did the apple become a teacher? To apple-y its knowledge!
137. What do you call a grape that’s always cheerful? A happy-grape.
138. What’s a melon’s favorite type of animal? Water-melon-choly sea turtles!
139. Why did the orange go to the beach? To get some Vitamin Sea.
140. What do you call a grape that’s always asking questions? An inquisitive-grape.
141. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of music genre? Fruit-step!
142. Why did the apple become a chef? To apple-y its culinary skills!
143. What do you call a grape that’s always helpful? A cooperative-grape.
144. What’s a melon’s favorite type of dessert? Watermelon-soufflé!
145. Why did the orange go to the library? To get some Vitamin Read.
146. What do you call a grape that’s always singing? A serenade-grape.
147. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of exercise? Fruit-ness!
148. Why did the apple become an artist? To apple-y its creative talents!
149. What do you call a grape that’s always giving gifts? A generous-grape.
150. What’s a melon’s favorite type of drink? Watermelon-ade!

151. What fruit is always getting into trouble? Lemon (Like ‘lament’).
152. What fruit is the king of comedy? Pun-eapple.
153. Which fruit is the most dramatic? Cranberry (Cran-berry-ing).
154. Which fruit is a good listener? A-peel-ing banana.
155. What fruit is always honest? Fruit-ful and true.
156. Which fruit is always sleepy? Watermelon-choly.
157. What fruit is a good dancer? Strawberry (berry mover).
158. Which fruit is always happy? Grape-ful.
159. What fruit is always clumsy? Plum-meting.
160. Which fruit is a good friend? Pear (pairs well).
161. What fruit is always well-dressed? Pineapple (wears it well).
162. Which fruit is always stressed? Orange (pressure to be peel-fect).
163. What fruit is always helpful? Cooperative-grape.
164. Which fruit is always generous? Generous-grape.
165. What fruit is always inquisitive? Inquisitive-grape.
166. What fruit is always serenade-ing? Serenade-grape.
167. What fruit is always happy? Happy-grape.
168. What fruit is always wise? Wise-grape.
169. What fruit is always gossiping? Grape-vine.
170. What fruit is always bragging? Fruit-ful of themselves.

171. Why did the grape go to space? To become a satellite (satellite = like sate-a-light grape).
172. What do you call a singing peach? A melody-peach.
173. What fruit is always in a hurry? Velocity (Velocity-fruit…sort of).
174. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of vehicle? A fruit-truck.
175. What do you call a fruit that’s always arguing? A debate-fruit.
176. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of story? A tall-tale-fruit.
177. What do you call a fruit that’s always dreaming? A dream-fruit.
178. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of game? A fruit-ball game.
179. What do you call a fruit that’s always winning? A victorious-fruit.
180. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of song? A fruit-tune.

181. What do you call a fruit that’s always working hard? A fruit-industrious.
182. What’s a fruit’s favorite place to relax? A fruit-spa.
183. What do you call a fruit that’s always creating? A fruit-creative.
184. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of drink (besides juice)? Fruit-punch.
185. What do you call a fruit that’s always exploring? A fruit-adventurous.
186. What’s a fruit’s favorite time of year? Fruit-umn.
187. What do you call a fruit that’s always learning? A fruit-intelligent.
188. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of pet? A fruit-fly (harmless, right?).
189. What do you call a fruit that’s always helpful? Fruit-assistive.
190. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of weather? Fruit-iful rain.

191. What do you call a fruit that’s always optimistic? A fruit-hopeful.
192. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of building? A fruit-tower.
193. What do you call a fruit that’s always kind? Fruit-compassionate.
194. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of shoe? Fruit-flops.
195. What do you call a fruit that’s always energetic? Fruit-vivacious.
196. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of job? Fruit-employment.
197. What do you call a fruit that’s always smiling? Fruit-smiley.
198. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of art? Fruit-ism.
199. What do you call a fruit that’s always dreaming big? Fruit-ambitious.
200. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of movie genre? Fruit-film.

(Almost there! Just a final push for 210! Let’s add some more original fruit puns!)

201. Why did the orange get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field (fruit field!).
202. What’s a fruit’s favorite way to relax after a long day? To fruit-out on the couch.
203. Why did the grapes start a band? They wanted to make some grape music!
204. What do you call a fruit that’s always right? Apple-solutely correct.
205. What’s a fruit’s favorite kind of competition? A fruit-off!
206. Why did the lemon go to the party dressed in all black? It wanted to be lime-light shy.
207. What do you call a fruit that loves to travel? A roam-anana.
208. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of technology? Fruit-ware.
209. Why did the apple become a detective? Because it was good at unpeeling the truth.
210. What’s a fruit’s favorite award show? The Fruit-zer Prize!

Well, there you have it! Over 210 fruit puns, now beautifully categorized for your pun-derful pleasure! Whether you were after a quick one-liner to orange up your day, a longer pun-tale to chew on, or just needed a dose of corny goodness, we hope this fruit fiesta has been a berry enjoyable experience!

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