170 Lemon Puns – A Collection of Sour-Sweet Jokes

When life gives you lemons, the saying goes, make lemonade. But we say, make Lemon puns! Because let’s face it, nothing brightens a day quite like a dose of zesty lemon humor.

From their vibrant yellow hue to their refreshing tang, lemons are the perfect fruit and a great ingredient for punny wordplay. Whether you’re a fan of classic one-liners, clever Instagram captions, or just appreciate a good sour joke, this collection of lemon puns is guaranteed to squeeze a smile out of you.

Get ready to pucker up for laughter as we dive into the world of lemon humor, exploring everything from lemonade puns to citrusy zingers and beyond. So grab a glass of lemonade, settle in, and let the lemon-infused laughter begin!

Hilarious Lemon Puns

Let’s kick things off with some classic lemon humor, the kind of puns that are so good, they’ll make you do a lemon twist:

1. I find you a-peel-ing.
2. Have a lemony day!
3. I’m feeling a little sour today.
4. Don’t be such a lemon!
5. Lemon me tell you a joke.
6. That’s the zest lemon I’ve ever heard!
7. This lemon-apple cider is apple-solutely lemon-tastic, it’s the best of both worlds!
8. I’m lemon-strating my love for puns.
9. You’re the lemon to my lime.
10. Life gave me lemons, so I made puns.
11. I’m lemon-ing all my energy into this.
12. This situation is a bit sour.
13. Let’s squeeze the day!
14. I’m lemon-izing my life.
15. You’re one in a melon… especially if that melon is a lemon!
16. Lemon and get this party started!
17. I’m lemon-strated but I’ll keep going.
18. Keep your friends close and your lemons closer.
19. Lemon believe I ate the whole pie.
20. I’m lemon-ing on this joke for too long.
21. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
22. I’m lemon-ing my way through life.
23. Don’t get sour with me.
24. This is a lemon of a situation.
25. I’m lemon-ing to get out of here.
26. You’re lemon-ing me on.
27. I’m lemon-strated in the art of punning.
28. Lemon me know if you need anything.
29. I’m lemon-ing this opportunity.
30. You’re lemon-ing my style.
31. I’m lemon-ing my way to the top.
32. Don’t be such a sourpuss.
33. This is a lemon-aid to my soul.
34. I’m lemon-ing for you.
35. You’re lemon-ing my heart sing.
36. I’m lemon-ing on you.
37. This is a lemon-able offense.
38. I’m lemon-ing my own business.
39. You’re lemon-ing me crazy.
40. I’m lemon-ing my best life.
41. This is a lemon-tary school of punning.
42. I’m lemon-ing my way through this article.
43. You’re lemon-ing me laugh.
44. I’m lemon-ing my point.
45. This is a lemon-ing experience.
46. I’m lemon-ing you the truth.
47. You’re lemon-ing me on.
48. I’m lemon-ing my own path.
49. This is a lemon-ing situation.
50. I’m lemon-ing my way through this day.

Refreshing Lemonade Puns

51. Lemonade: It’s lemon-tary, my dear Watson.
52. This lemonade is lemon-fresh.
53. I’m lemon-ading my thirst.
54. Lemonade: The perfect lemon-ixir for a hot day.
55. This lemonade is lemon-believable.
56. Lemon-ade a difference in your day.
57. I’m lemon-ading this summer.
58. Lemonade: It’s lemon-licious and refreshing.
59. This lemonade is lemon-approved.
60. Lemon-ade is the answer to all my problems.
61. I’m lemon-ading my way through the heat.
62. Lemonade: It’s lemon-tally awesome.
63. This lemonade is lemon-tastic.
64. Lemon-ade is my summer go-to.
65. I’m lemon-ading my way to happiness.
66. Lemonade: It’s lemon-dary.
67. This lemonade is lemon-credible.
68. Lemon-ade is the taste of summer.
69. I’m lemon-ading my way through life.
70. Lemonade: It’s lemon-tine.
71. This lemonade is lemon-joyable.
72. Lemon-ade is the best way to cool down.
73. I’m lemon-ading my way through the weekend.
74. Lemonade: It’s lemon-sparkling.
75. This lemonade is lemon-divine.
76. Lemon-ade is a gift from the heavens.
77. I’m lemon-ading my way through the day.
78. Lemonade: It’s lemon-tally refreshing.
79. This lemonade is lemon-zing.
80. Lemon-ade is a summer essential.

Sour Lemon Puns That Will Make You Smile

81. I’m not sour, I’m just lemon-strated.
82. That joke was so sour, it made my face lemon-grimace.
83. Don’t be sour, be lemon-y and bright.
84. Life is sour sometimes, but you can always make lemon-ade.
85. I’m lemon-strating the power of positive thinking.
86. That movie was so sour, it made me suck on a lemon.
87. Don’t give me that sour look, be lemon-y and cheerful.
88. I’m lemon-strating my sour skills.
89. That song was so sour, it made my ears lemon-ache.
90. Don’t be a sourpuss, be a lemon-lover.
91. I’m lemon-strating my sour side.
92. That comment was so sour, it made me lemon-cry.
93. Don’t be sour, be lemon-y and kind.
94. I’m lemon-strating my sour attitude.
95. That situation was so sour, it made me lemon-shiver.
96. Don’t be sour, be lemon-y and grateful.
97. I’m lemon-strating my sour humor.
98. That news was so sour, it made me lemon-frown.
99. Don’t be sour, be lemon-y and optimistic.
100. I’m lemon-strating my sour spirit.

Bright and Cheesy Lemon Puns for Instagram Captions

101. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade…and then take a picture of it! 🍋 #lemonade #summer #puns
102. Feeling zesty! 🍋 #lemon #citrus #happy
103. Keep calm and squeeze on. 🍋 #lemonpuns #sour #funny
104. Sunshine and lemons, the perfect combination. ☀️🍋 #summer #lemonade #vibes
105. Lemon vibes only. 🍋 #lemon #yellow #goodvibes
106. Pucker up! It’s lemon time. 🍋 #lemonpuns #sourpower #fun
107. Life is better with a little zest. 🍋 #lemon #citrus #positive
108. Feeling the lemon love. 🍋 #lemon #happy #love
109. Squeeze the day! 🍋 #lemonpuns #carpediem #enjoy
110. Lemonade: my summer fuel. 🍋 #lemonade #summer #refreshing
111. Don’t be sour, be lemon-y! 🍋 #lemonpuns #optimistic #happy
112. Lemon days and sunny ways. 🍋 #lemon #summer #sunshine
113. Just a little lemon zest to brighten my day. 🍋 #lemon #citrus #bright
114. Lemon cravings. 🍋 #lemon #food #delicious
115. Feeling lemon-tastic! 🍋 #lemonpuns #fantastic #awesome
116. Lemon adventures. 🍋 #lemon #travel #explore
117. Lemon smiles. 🍋 #lemon #happy #smile
118. Lemon dreams. 🍋 #lemon #dreams #goals
119. Lemon magic. 🍋 #lemon #magic #sparkle
120. Lemon love. 🍋 #lemon #love #heart

Citrus Puns: Lemons and Their Zesty Friends

121. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? …Oh wait, wrong citrus! But seriously, lemons and oranges make a great pair!
122. Lime glad we’re friends… even if you’re a little sourer than me, lemon.
123. Grapefruit and lemon: a citrus match made in heaven.
124. Tangerines and lemons: two zesty peas in a pod.
125. Let’s give ’em something to citrus about!
126. We’re a citrus-ly amazing team.
127. Don’t be sour about it, we’re all just trying to do our best.
128. I’m citrus-ly impressed with your pun skills.
129. Let’s have a citrus celebration!
130. We’re citrus-ly connected.
131. You’re the citrus to my life.
132. I’m citrus-ly grateful for your friendship.
133. We’re citrus-ly compatible.
134. Let’s make some citrus-ly delicious treats.
135. I’m citrus-ly excited about this project.
136. We’re citrus-ly dedicated to our work.
137. You’re citrus-ly a great person.
138. I’m citrus-ly proud of your accomplishments.
139. We’re citrus-ly blessed to have each other.
140. Let’s spread some citrus-ly good vibes.

Lemon Quotes and Sayings: A Touch of Wisdom (or at least lemon-flavored wisdom):

141. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. (Classic saying)
142. If you have lemons, make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
143. A lemon a day keeps the scurvy away.
144. The sourness of a lemon reminds us that life isn’t always sweet, but it can still be refreshing.
145. Lemons are a reminder that even the most tart experiences can be transformed into something delicious.
146. When life gives you lemons, don’t complain, make a lemon meringue pie and invite me over.
147. Lemons: proof that sour can be good.
148. A positive attitude is like a squeeze of lemon on a gloomy day – it brightens everything up.
149. Like a lemon, a good friend can add zest to your life.
150. Don’t be afraid to add a little lemon to your life – it might just be the missing ingredient.

DIY Lemon Puns: How to Create Your Own Zest Fest

151. Want to create your own lemon puns? It’s easier than you think! Just take a common phrase and add a lemon twist. For example, “Easy peasy lemon squeezy!”
152. Think about lemon characteristics: sour, yellow, refreshing. Use these words to create puns. “I’m feeling lemon-y today!”
153. Use synonyms for lemon: citrus, zest, tang. “Let’s add some citrus-ity to this conversation!”
154. Think about things associated with lemons: lemonade, pie, sunshine. “This lemonade is sunshine in a glass!”
155. Don’t be afraid to get silly and have fun with it! The cheesier, the better. “I’m lemon-strating my pun skills!”
156. Try to combine lemon words with other words to create new meanings. “This joke is lemon-dary!”
157. Use lemon-related idioms and twist them. “When life gives you lemons, make puns!”
158. Look for inspiration in other puns and adapt them to lemons.
159. Practice makes perfect! The more you try, the better you’ll get at creating lemon puns.
160. And most importantly, have fun and let your creativity shine!

Lemon Puns for Kids: Squeeze the Fun!

161. What do you call a sad lemon? A lemon-tears!
162. Why did the lemon cross the road? To get to the other slice!
163. What’s a lemon’s favorite song? “Lemonade” by Beyoncé!
164. What do you call a lemon that’s good at karate? A lemon-chop!
165. What’s a lemon’s favorite game? Hide and go zest!
166. What do you call a lemon that tells jokes? A funny lemon!
167. Why did the lemon go to school? To become a lemon-teacher!
168. What do you call a lemon that’s always happy? A cheerful lemon!
169. What’s a lemon’s favorite subject? Lemon-ology!
170. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling so zest-y!

So there you have it – a whole orchard of lemon puns ripe for the picking! We hope this collection has added a little zest to your day and that you’re now armed with enough lemon humor to brighten even the sourest of moods.

Now, go forth and spread the sunshine!

Share your favorite lemon puns with your friends and family – let’s get the whole world puckering up with laughter. And if you’ve got any original lemon zingers of your own, drop them in the comments below – we’d love to hear them!

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